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i'm a scumbag

Scumbag- ENFP
66% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 46% Judging

I have a feeling you're not going to like this much. Do I care? No. How do I know? It's because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you'll do anything to be accepted.

Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I'll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.

I bet you're pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

This might also have something to do with the fact that you're a cheating machine. You're just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing "what could be", rather than being satisfied with "what is." This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.

Well, at least you're not the one left in the dust.

Unfortunately, when you're the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.



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Dec. 9th, 2006 08:19 am (UTC)
I'm a ENFP scumbag too. The summary of ENFP at the end of that test doesn't sound very nice. But I read some of the other pages they refer you to about other ways to interpret ENFP and most of it is SO dead on about me. You should check it out if you haven't already:
Dec. 10th, 2006 05:02 pm (UTC)

Well, they got that part right anyway!
Dec. 11th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
sorry i missed your party.. i crashed out early last night.
Jan. 30th, 2007 03:51 am (UTC)
Saturday -
hello -
i did not get a chance to say goodbye Saturday - wanted to thank you for a "fabulous" time and to thank Damon for his help getting me Bobbed' - hope to see you both soon - g
Apr. 23rd, 2007 05:25 am (UTC)
I get:

Crackpot - INTJ

Paris Hilton hates Nicole Richie. Lex Luther hates Superman. Garfield hates Mondays.

But none these even rates against the insurmountable hate, people have for you.

I mean, you're pretty damn clever and you know it. You love to flaunt your potential. Heard the word "arrogant" lately? How about "jerk?" Or perhaps they only say that behind your back.

That's right. I know I can say this cause you're not going to cry. You're not exactly the most emotional person. You'd rather spend time with your theoretical questions and abstract theories than with other people.

Ever been kissed? Ever even been on a date? Trust me, your inflated ego is a complete turnoff with the opposite sex and I am telling you, you're not that great with relationships as it is. You're never going to be a dude or chick magnet, purely because you're more concerned with yourself than others. Meh. They all hate you already anyway.

How about this- "stubborn?" Hrm? Heard that lately? All those facts which don't fit your theories must just be wrong, right? I mean, really, the vast amounts of time you spend with your head in the clouds...you're just plain strange.


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